1 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:08,519 (PHONE RINGS) 2 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:14,275 Hiya! 3 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:15,873 - Are you still asleep? - No. 4 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:17,916 - How come? - Well, I'm up. 5 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,833 I've been the shop, got a paper, some milk. It's a lush day, innit? 6 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:22,592 I know. It's bakin'. 7 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:25,148 And there's the Elvis convention. The island's gonna be packed. 8 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:26,639 What you up to today, then? 9 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:28,870 Dunno - might pop down and see you later. 10 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:31,394 Aw, that'll be nice. Make sure you text 11 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:32,959 before you come though, so as I can take my break. 12 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:34,393 Hang on a minute, babe. 13 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:36,471 I think my parents have just pulled up outside the house. 14 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:38,790 What, your parents? Your mum and dad? Pam and Mick? 15 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:41,474 - Yeah! - Oh, my God. Maybe your nan's died. 16 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:43,790 Right. Which one? Cos they're both actually dead. 17 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:45,916 Are they? And mine are. 18 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,433 Aw. There's lush. 19 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:50,273 I'll call you back. 20 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:57,669 Yoo-hoo! Surprise! 21 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:59,716 - What you doin' here? - Oh, that's a nice welcome! 22 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:01,392 - MICK: Hiya, mate. - Hiya. 23 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:04,677 No, it's just... Well, it's just a surprise, that's all. 24 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,637 Yeah, that's cos we wanted to surprise you! 25 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:08,870 Needless to say, this was your mother's idea. 26 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:11,155 It wasn't actually. It was Dawn and Pete's. 27 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,800 They saw the weather last night on Sky and they said, 28 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:16,314 ''Oh, it's gonna be nice in Wales tomorrow by all accounts. 29 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,231 ''Let's go down and spend the day on Barry Beach.'' 30 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:19,799 - So, are they following you down? - No. 31 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,394 They had a row, three o'clock this morning. They're not speakin'. 32 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:23,993 Dawn threw him out. He slept in the shed. 33 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:25,035 Why? 34 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:26,951 - The ring. - That bloody ring. 35 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:28,837 Mick? Pam? Gav? I'm up here! 36 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:31,229 - Hiya! - Hello! 37 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:34,756 There I was, having a bath, when the phone goes. It's Glenda. 38 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:38,833 She says Gav's mum and dad have pulled up outside Gwen's. 39 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,751 I said ''Don't be daft, Glenda.'' 40 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:43,513 But, lo and behold, she was right! And there you are. 41 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:44,749 PAM AND MICK: Here we are! 42 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:47,274 Wait there, I'll get dressed. I'm naked. 43 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:50,432 Well, that's a fiver I owe Glenda! 44 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:51,999 - Hiya, Doris. - All right, Dor? 45 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:54,514 She just emailed me and said it was you, and I said, 46 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:56,477 ''I'll bet you five quid it isn't.'' 47 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:59,199 And here you are! She's made a twat of me, Pam. 48 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:02,670 I'll tell you something else. Gwen's in for a shock. 49 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:04,398 GWEN: Glenda just text me! 50 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:07,916 She said you were here! Well, what a shock. 51 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,719 I know! It's a surprise! 52 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:14,315 - We fancied a day on the beach. - Oh, that's the ticket. 53 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,994 That sounds lovely. Can we join you? 54 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:19,116 Gwen, we would love it. 55 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:22,636 We've got everything in the back - windbreaks, Lilos, surfboards... 56 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:24,756 Yeah, well, it's a body board. Are you comin' Doris? 57 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,990 Oh, I haven't been down the island for years, Mick. 58 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:30,390 - Well, all the more reason. - Well, why not! 59 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,311 Doughnut, a bag of chips, I'm your girl. 60 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,436 - I'll have to dig out my bikini. - (PAM LAUGHS) 61 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:35,953 Jokin' I am, Gav. 62 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,349 A one-piece it is. 63 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:39,555 (PAM LAUGHS) 64 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:41,676 BRYN: Oh! Sorry about that. 65 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:43,034 You were quick. 66 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:44,712 Oh, I'm only halfway through, Pam. 67 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,392 I've not even talcumed yet. 68 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,118 Now, I hear we're going down the beach. 69 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,634 - How'd you hear that? - Glenda. On Twitter. 70 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:53,109 She said she's seen Gav's mum and dad 71 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,395 talking to Gwen about going down the beach. 72 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:57,869 - You're coming, aren't you? - I should coco! 73 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,838 But I'm just thinkin' about little baby Neil the Baby. 74 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:03,229 - He'd love it down there. - PAM: He would! 75 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,675 But what's the latest with Nessa and Dave? 76 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:07,671 We don't really know. We've not heard a peep. 77 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:12,276 Let me exfoliate. I'll pop down the van, see how the land lies. 78 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,952 GWEN: Well, come on in. 79 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,918 NESSA: So... 80 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,276 this is O...bama. 81 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:22,554 All right? 82 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:24,710 O...bama. 83 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,916 Not to be confused with... 84 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,513 O...sama. 85 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:29,794 Ah! 86 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:35,557 O...bama. O...sama. 87 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:39,030 Very different people with very different ideas. 88 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:40,314 You fancy a rusk? 89 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,231 Me too. 90 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,152 All right? 91 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:54,549 Yeah. I gotta get a new gas. 92 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:57,108 - We'll come with you, if you like. - No, you're all right. 93 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,519 Where to you goin'? 94 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:01,160 I dunno. Rylands? Lawsons? 95 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,559 They open bank holidays? 96 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,676 Shit. Yeah, probably not. 97 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:07,399 Well, we should last till tomorrow, shouldn't we? 98 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:10,278 You talkin' about the Calor Gas or our relationship? 99 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:14,353 Aw, Dave, man, come on. 100 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,352 - Why you bein' like this? - Why am I bein' like this? 101 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:20,079 - You gotta let it go. - What, you sleepin' with another man? 102 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,674 I told you, I didn't sleep with him. Not like that, anyways. 103 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,990 - Positive of that are you? - No, I'm not, if truth be told. 104 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:26,035 But what can I do? 105 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:27,838 I bought you that Aston Villa strip. 106 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:30,673 I know, and I loves it. You know I does. 107 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:34,309 I can't bear it, Ness, thinkin' of you and him together, 108 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,311 doin' things... 109 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:39,790 You know, doin' stuff that we do, the things that we do... 110 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:43,998 Look, I know we didn't do any of that stuff, OK? 111 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:45,798 But how do you know? 112 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:48,155 Cos I didn't have my bag. My tools. My cloak. 113 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,196 Anyway, there's no way he could take that level... 114 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:51,190 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 115 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:53,032 - Nessa? Dave? Neil? - It's Bryn. 116 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:54,553 We're in here, Bryn. 117 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,915 - (DOOR OPENS) - Hello, you three! 118 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,230 Whew! Hot in here. 119 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:02,273 That better for you, Bryn? 120 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:03,349 Yes. Thank you. 121 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:05,829 Now, here's the thing. 122 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:07,911 Pam and Mick...Shipman 123 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,231 have just turned up on the doorstep, out of the blue, 124 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:13,880 and we've all decided to go the beach. 125 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:16,349 - Will you join us? - Will Smithy be there? 126 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:17,919 - Oh! - Nope. 127 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,116 As far as I know, his name's not been mentioned. 128 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,794 I know things between the two of you are not exactly... 129 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:24,313 well, peachy. 130 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,277 Look, you do what you like. 131 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,078 I gotta find me some gas. 132 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:30,993 We're nearly empty, aren't we, Ness? 133 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:34,870 Catch you later, Bryn. 134 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:42,637 Good God! 135 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:47,271 The tension in here, Ness, it's unbearable! 136 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:50,113 - Is this what it's been like? - Yeah, for weeks. 137 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,714 Well, I don't want to know the details - the ins, the outs... 138 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:56,110 That's the problem, Bryn. I can't remember if there were any. 139 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:18,996 - Hiya! - Hiya. 140 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:20,672 Aw! 141 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,318 You look so lush. 142 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,072 - What you mean? - Just watchin' you then, 143 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:25,718 from the kiosk, smilin'. 144 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:28,189 It's been so long since I seen you proper smilin'. 145 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:31,352 - Oh, that's nice. - PAM: Hiya, Stace! 146 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:34,113 We're on the island. Can you believe it? 147 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,031 - First time! - I know. What d'you think? 148 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,395 - I like it - a beautiful beach! - Well, it's nice. 149 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:40,516 But I suppose that's cos the sun's shining. 150 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:43,956 I mean, I expect if it was raining or just a bit overcast, 151 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,315 it would be quite a bleak and depressing place. 152 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,311 A bit like Billericay, really. 153 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,356 Hiya, love. You gonna come down on your break? 154 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:53,000 Definitely. Where you goin'? Down by the left or down by the right? 155 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,275 - Probably in the middle. - Yeah, it's nice there. 156 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:57,590 - See you later. - DORIS: See you down there, love. 157 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,432 See you later. 158 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:00,748 All right, Ness? 159 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:02,910 - STACEY: Hiya. Where's Dave? - What's occurrin'? 160 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,070 Stace, we're not mentioning Dave today. 161 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:07,116 Today is a David-free zone. 162 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:08,189 Is it still bad? 163 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:10,635 The atmosphere in that caravan 164 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,631 is what I can only describe as... 165 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:18,549 - Well, I can't describe it. - So, Dave's not comin' then? 166 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:21,393 Oh, Gav, what happened to this Dave-free zone. 167 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:22,754 Oh, Stace! 168 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:24,796 - Sorry, Marco. - Come on! 169 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:27,678 I got seven Elvises here, all gasping for a cappuccino. 170 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:30,352 - Right. I'll see you later. - See ya. 171 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:31,395 (PHONE RINGS) 172 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:33,755 All right, mate? 173 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:36,229 Gavelarindini! Guess where I am? 174 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:37,275 - Where? - Guess. 175 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:38,395 - Where? - No, guess. 176 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:39,469 Where? 177 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:40,913 - Guess. - Upton Park. 178 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,274 Wrong! I'm in my car. 179 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:43,918 - Oh, yeah. Where you goin'? - Guess. 180 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,353 Smithy, just tell me where you are. 181 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:47,237 OK, I've just crossed a big bridge. 182 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:48,992 I paid ?5.40 for the privilege. 183 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:53,232 I'm currently coming off the M4, onto the A48, heading westbound, 184 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:55,231 straight towards the Isle of Barree... 185 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:57,072 You're comin' down here! 186 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,720 ...where I know for a fact my best friend's wife is at work all day, 187 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:02,189 leaving him, aka you, sat at home, watching UPorn, 188 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:04,999 playing with what can only be described, after recent revelations, 189 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:06,991 as his empty, useless gonads. 190 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:08,115 Smithy! 191 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:10,668 You gotta laugh at it. Gotta laugh adversity right in the face. 192 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:13,035 - I don't. That's really horrible! - Whoa! 193 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:15,236 Hang on a minute! What about when Gary and Simon's uncle 194 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:18,073 had his testicle removed and he walked in the Crown after his operation? 195 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,594 I don't seem to remember you holding back on the singing. 196 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:21,829 - What was it? - I don't know. 197 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:23,148 What was the song that you made up? 198 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:25,629 The One-ball Of Wimbledon. 199 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:27,233 200 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:28,673 BOTH: 201 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:32,389 SMITHY: of Wimbledon Common are we. 202 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:33,310 OK, I'll give you that one. 203 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:35,197 The irony is he has actually moved to Wimbledon. 204 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:36,269 You're on your way here? 205 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:37,554 Yeah! We're gonna go the beach. 206 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:39,915 I wanna be the first person to take my son to the seaside, 207 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,514 - walk him on the sand. - The only problem with that 208 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,352 is he's already on the beach. We all are. 209 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,476 Mum and Dad, everyone. It was a bit impromptu. 210 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,869 What? Is Dave there? 211 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,359 No, hang on. Bryn, is Dave comin'? 212 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:52,271 We don't know. He's gone to get gas. 213 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:53,759 He's gone to get gas. 214 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:57,913 Oh, well in that case, look, I'm not gonna bother. 215 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,513 I...I'll just turn around. 216 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:02,114 - It's probably for the best. - Yeah, probably. 217 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,668 No! Why's it for the best? I'm tryin' to see my son! 218 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,239 - Stop tryin' to stop me. - I'm not! 219 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:08,151 Don't then! I'll see you in a bit! Goodbye! 220 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,593 See ya. 221 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:20,118 This is a beautiful beach! 222 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:21,553 Well, I'm glad you said that, Mick, 223 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:23,517 because we're very proud of our beaches in Barry. 224 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:27,036 - Aren't we, Gwen? - Oh, yes. I prefer it to Porthcawl. 225 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:29,111 Now, now... The thing is, Mick, 226 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:30,952 I've got a lot of happy memories of this beach. 227 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:33,508 Some of the best times of my childhood. 228 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:36,239 We used to come over for the day from Swansea. 229 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,390 - And see those rocks over there? - Yeah. 230 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:41,597 Well, I'll never forget Trevor, my brother, God rest his soul, 231 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:43,432 and his friend, Ian Dixon - 232 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:45,158 Dixie they called him, I don't know why - 233 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:48,357 I'll never forget them dangling me over the edge there, 234 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:49,839 one summer holidays, 235 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:54,675 by my ankles, swinging me back and forth, back and forth! 236 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,159 Oh, they were laughing away. 237 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:58,390 And if I hadn't held my hands out, 238 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:01,392 my face would've been bashing against those rocks... 239 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,118 Bryn, that's terrible! 240 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,953 No, it was just tomfoolery, Pam! 241 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,598 - Really? - Yes. 242 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:08,829 The folly of youth. 243 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:13,436 And between you and me, I rather enjoyed having both arms in plaster. 244 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:14,839 Like this, I was... 245 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:17,673 ''Hello. Hello. Hello.'' 246 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:19,955 (LAUGHS) Happy days. 247 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:24,113 ?5 he's askin'. For a bit of canvas on a wooden frame. 248 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,555 - That's a bit steep. - You could buy one for that. 249 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:28,551 I told him to stick it, Pam. 250 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:30,232 Comin' over here, takin' our jobs. 251 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:31,753 Where was he from, Poland? 252 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,193 No. Newport. 253 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:36,078 Mick, give Dor your foldy. 254 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,673 Yeah, all right. Here you go, Doris. 255 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:38,954 Thanks, Mick. 256 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:41,554 GAVIN: Right, I'm gonna get some drinks. What's everyone want? 257 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,039 PAM: Oh, yeah, just get a mixture. 258 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,917 Yeah, just a few cans of pop. 259 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,115 I'll have an Irn-Bru. 260 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,553 What if they ain't got Irn-Bru? 261 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:49,153 Go somewhere that has. 262 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:50,593 OK. 263 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:52,079 Anyone else? 264 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:55,436 I'll have a tea, Gav. Or a Shandy Bass. Either's fine. 265 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:58,034 Should we get a little juice for Neil the Baby? 266 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:00,076 I mean, I know he's got some water but... 267 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,435 It's up to you, Gwen. But I'm not payin' for it. 268 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:05,637 DORIS: Don't worry. I'll get these. Is that enough, Gav? 269 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:08,678 What? Well, it's only a few cans, but cheers, Dor. 270 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:09,875 No worries. 271 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,349 - Fake it is, Gav, that 20. - What? 272 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,829 I'm jokin'! Lighten up, man. 273 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,592 Right. 274 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:18,955 275 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:21,679 276 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,671 - Give it a rest! - (LAUGHS) 277 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,034 Oh. Mick. 278 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,269 You been workin' out? 279 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:28,351 - Nice frame. - Cheers. 280 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:29,395 I do me best. 281 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:30,833 I bet you do. 282 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:34,310 Hey, Pam, I imagine you're a satisfied customer! 283 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:35,355 Doris! 284 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,829 I've got no complaints - put it that way. 285 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:39,319 (BOTH LAUGH) 286 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,789 I bet you haven't, you lucky bitch. 287 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:44,110 Hey, Mister. Let's get this on you - get you protected. 288 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:47,556 No, look, Bryn, you're all right. Pam'll do it. Won't you, Pam? 289 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,473 -Leave her be. She's relaxing. - Honestly, Bryn... 290 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:53,028 Look, it's on my hands. What can I do? 291 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:55,951 OK... 292 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:06,958 Yes, sir. Can I help you? 293 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:11,238 I'd like some drinks, please, lots of cans, and a smooch, 294 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,072 a full smooch and a cuddle. 295 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:17,759 Aw, are you missin' me? 296 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,273 I am actually, yeah. 297 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:20,509 I'll be down in a bit now. 298 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,670 Hey, guess what I was thinkin' this mornin'? 299 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:23,749 What? 300 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,239 That we should go on holiday... 301 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:26,753 you know, just get away from it all. 302 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:27,989 Yeah, maybe. 303 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,389 I just think we're a bit preoccupied with everything - 304 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:33,597 you know, havin' babies, not havin' babies... 305 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:36,069 Maybe we just need to be on our own for a bit. 306 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,390 But this is nice, just us two. 307 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,152 SMITHY: Gavlar! 308 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:43,915 This is amazing! There's a fair! Why have we never been here before? 309 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,353 Ghost train, dodgems... 310 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,078 - Log flumes. - Log flumes! We gotta go on 'em. 311 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:48,559 Where's Neil? Where's everyone? 312 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:50,437 Down on the right, just after the steps. 313 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,192 - I'll see you down there. - You want a drink? 314 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:55,352 - Yeah, I'll have an Irn-Bru. - OK. 315 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:01,557 Really, Bryn, that should be fine now, seriously. 316 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:03,278 You can never be too careful, Mick! 317 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:05,316 Skin cancer is on the up, isn't it, Dor? 318 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,389 Apparently. 319 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:09,916 Hey, Smithy! Hey up, Smithy! 320 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,558 - PAM: Hey! - BRYN: There he is. 321 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,790 All right, Doris? You beach-bound diva! 322 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,632 Hiya, Smithy, love. 323 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,915 Look at you lot - sunnin' yourselves, livin' the dream. 324 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,149 All right? 325 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,559 Yeah. You? 326 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:21,959 Yeah, yeah, good. Where's my boy? 327 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,438 Hey! There he is! 328 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:28,159 Look! It's your daddy! 329 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,674 Hiya! Look at you! 330 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,593 Oh! What d'you think of the beach, then, eh? 331 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,113 Yeah? You like it? 332 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,634 Look what I've got! (GASPS) Look at that! 333 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:40,234 You gonna help me build a sandcastle? Yeah? 334 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,469 You want to build a sandcastle? 335 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:44,518 Is it all right to build a sandcastle, or does he need a sleep or anything? 336 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:45,828 - No, he's fine. Go for it. - Yeah? 337 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:49,230 Here y'are Gwen. Will you take him a minute? I'll just get this off. 338 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,352 I can't get it off! 339 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,670 What you doin', wearin' that thing, anyway? 340 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,751 I thought it'd be a laugh. But it's not comin' off. 341 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,910 I'm not surprised. How'd you get it on? 342 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,195 - Isn't it a child's one? - No, it's 1 2 to 1 4. 343 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,713 (ALL LAUGH) 344 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,712 You can't pull it over your tummy. You've gotta pull it over your bum. 345 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,394 - Yeah, all right, Bryn... - No, no. He doesn't want to go. 346 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:11,595 Maybe you should deflate it. 347 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,113 - That's it. - BRYN: Where's the valve? 348 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,555 SMITHY: There isn't a valve. I can't find a valve. 349 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:18,393 - Smithy, darlin', what are you like? - MICK: Mate, you're so funny. 350 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,436 I'm actually getting a bit claustrophobic, actually. 351 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:25,070 (AIR HISSES) 352 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,831 Cheers. 353 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:36,113 We'll build this sandcastle, shall we? 354 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,269 Yeah. 355 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:41,955 Yeah. 356 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:45,157 Well, this is lovely. 357 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,593 Lovely, lovely. 358 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:49,478 I can't remember the last time we spent a bank holiday on a beach. 359 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:51,994 - Well, not in this country, anyway! - No. 360 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,469 Sorry I took so long. Stacey's rushed off her feet. 361 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:58,314 Aw, it's a shame she's stuck up there workin' when we're all down here. 362 00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,799 She's got a break in a bit, though. 363 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,871 - Where's Bryn? - I don't know. Where's he gone? 364 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,831 PAM: Bloody hell, Bryn! 365 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:14,797 - You look like Daniel Craig! - I know. 366 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:18,236 - It's the shorts! - You're brave, goin' in there. 367 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,914 You look like you've frozen your bollocks off. Sorry, Gav. 368 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,355 It's all right once you're in there. 369 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,795 It's getting your shoulders under that's the worst part. 370 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,878 Right, so we've filled it up with sand, there, 371 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,916 and then we're gonna turn it over... 372 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,833 Ready? And I'm gonna lift this up. 373 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:38,229 And underneath, there's gonna be a castle! 374 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,436 Oh. Before we do, I gotta warn you, Neil. 375 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,078 Don't get your hopes up, all right? 376 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:43,479 Don't have any expectations. 377 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,437 Cos it might all crumble before you 378 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:47,875 and you'll be left with a big pile of sand before your eyes. 379 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,793 Well, no, that's not gonna happen if we give it the special tap. 380 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:53,792 You give it a special tap. Of course you do. Goes without sayin'. 381 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,394 All right, so, I'll give it a special tap, right? 382 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:57,913 One, two, three. 383 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,797 And then Mummy gives it the special tap. 384 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,236 And then the three of us, 385 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:06,471 all together, all three of us give it a special tap. Ready? 386 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,869 One, two, three... 387 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,154 Look! 388 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,071 Ah! 389 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:14,116 MICK: You all right, mate? 390 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,998 Yeah. Yeah, I'm good. 391 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,679 - Go after him. - What? 392 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,399 - Go and talk to him. - What about? He's all right. 393 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:25,756 No, he's not. He's clearly upset about his... 394 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,275 Well, you know, it might be better comin' from you. 395 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:32,272 No, I can't talk to him about man's things. 396 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,634 About... (WHISPERS) ...sperm. 397 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:35,915 Well, I'm not gonna talk to him about sperm! 398 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,514 (WHISPERS) Why? That's what the problem is, sperm! 399 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,318 Yeah, well, I'm his dad, and I don't want to. 400 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,073 Exactly! He is your sperm! He's made from your sperm. 401 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,469 Can we please stop sayin' the word ''sperm''. 402 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:49,235 All right...essence, whatever. 403 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,109 It's all right here, isn't it, eh? 404 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,189 Yeah, it's nice. 405 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,589 I wouldn't mind wakin' up to this every morning. 406 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,159 GAVIN: Yeah. 407 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,953 It'll be all right, you know, all this. 408 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:26,314 It will. 409 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,472 Cos it's not, like, out of the question... 410 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:30,993 you and Stacey to be able to... 411 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,513 - But it is, Dad. - What? 412 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,670 They've told you something different now, have they? 413 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,239 - No, but it's not looking good. - Right. 414 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:39,869 - So, then, there's still a chance? - A really small chance. 415 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,633 But you're mopin' around like it's all been decided, like that's it! 416 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,551 Look at your Uncle Vinnie. You remember Vinnie? 417 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,835 - The one with the internet... - The internet thing, yeah. 418 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,354 Well, he... He was told he couldn't have kids. 419 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:52,159 - He's got four, hasn't he? - Exactly! By three different women. 420 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,992 He's not allowed to see them now, of course... 421 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,035 - Mm. - The point is, 422 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,872 they're not always right, the doctors what they tell you. 423 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,029 I know, but they might be. 424 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:01,510 And if they are, then you look at the alternatives - 425 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,477 sperm donors, adoption... 426 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,630 But you don't just give up on the whole thing. 427 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,837 I just feel like I've let everyone down, you know? 428 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,388 - Like who, for Christ's sake? - You and Mum... 429 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:15,153 - Don't be silly. - I do. 430 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,639 I know she's not sayin' anythin' 431 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,631 but I saw how upset she was when I told her. 432 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:21,598 You and her, you'd make brilliant grandparents. 433 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,079 Come here! 434 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,397 One thing at a time, yeah? 435 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,153 There's just so many ''what ifs'', Dad. 436 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:32,038 Exactly. Nothing is decided. 437 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,792 And I'll tell you what - 438 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,189 however upset you think your mum is, 439 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:39,636 it's not gonna do her image any good being called ''Granny''. 440 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,359 She's been 51 for the past five years! 441 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,919 (LAUGHS) 442 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,912 ( 443 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,709 Hiya. All right? 444 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,199 Gav! I'm finished! 445 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,840 Marco's gone home with the dog. Nino's come down. He said I can go! 446 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,399 Excellent. Gino didn't say anything? 447 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,277 No! He wasn't bothered! Shall we go the fair? 448 00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:00,476 SMITHY: Yes! I heard that. I'm coming. 449 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,835 - Bryn, you want to come? - What, the fair? 450 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,035 Ho-ho, no chance. No way. 451 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:05,599 - Not on your nelly. - Why not? 452 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:09,195 Smithy, no self-respecting resident of Barry Island 453 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,998 would be seen dead at that fair. 454 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,877 - Why? - Oh, don't start, Bryn. 455 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:16,316 Nobody died. You just won't go there cos of the ghost train. 456 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,550 That's got nothing to do with it, Gwen. 457 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:21,074 Trevor left him on there once when they were little. 458 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,071 Round and round he was goin'. Couldn't get out. 459 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,515 (LAUGHS) 460 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,556 - Well, I'm going. - Me too! 461 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,551 Come on. Uncle Bryn can look after the stuff. 462 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,392 No, I've changed my mind. I'm coming. 463 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,869 - GAVIN: Oh! Oh, no! - (LAUGHTER) 464 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,837 SMITHY: To the fair! 465 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:39,310 ( 466 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,517 467 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,431 and a pillow for my head 468 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:54,080 and some water for my throat 469 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,435 and sails on my boat 470 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,875 471 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,678 and a two-bar heater 472 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:03,274 Oh, it's only gettin'sweeter 473 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:05,237 and a head full of hair 474 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:08,357 and some shoes on my feet 475 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,431 and most of my teeth 476 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,039 477 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,156 and a pillow for my head 478 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:18,073 and some water for my throat 479 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,594 and sails on my boat 480 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,398 481 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,391 and a two-bar heater 482 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,994 Oh, it's only gettin'sweeter 483 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,116 and a head full of hair 484 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,679 and some shoes on my feet 485 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,751 and most of my teeth 486 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,438 487 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:47,355 It was just a shock, that's all. I didn't expect to see him there. 488 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,829 Oh, don't start, Dave. I didn't know he was comin', all right? 489 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,433 Yeah, well, how d'you think I felt, 490 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,829 turnin' up and seein' you two on the dodgems? 491 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,911 You know I loves the bumper cars. 492 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,798 Oh, don't make it sound like I was doin' somethin' wrong! 493 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,199 What, like wakin' up in bed with 494 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,669 someone you've had sex with and fathered a child with? 495 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,352 I'd rather get in a dodgem with you any day! 496 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:07,079 - But you weren't there, were you? - Like I'm makin' a fuss of nothin'. 497 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,355 - Buying gas was more important. - He's always turnin' up, 498 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,510 being loud and Cockney, doin' his robots! 499 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,512 I gotta be civil to him - he's the mother of my... 500 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,397 - The father of my child. - For God's sake, Ness. 501 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:17,913 We're getting married in three weeks. 502 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,558 When you gonna start putting me first? 503 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,312 Don't be a twat, Dave. 504 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,510 Sorry to disturb, but are you gonna stay? 505 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,272 Cos we're having a little barbecue, we are. 506 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:30,475 Well, it depends. 507 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,551 Look, I'm not gonna say nothin' all right? 508 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,039 We're not gonna kick off... 509 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:37,476 No, not you. It depends what type of barbecue it is. 510 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:38,436 How d'you mean? 511 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,590 Are we talking burgers and sausage in a long-life bun? 512 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,910 - Or are you takin' it serious, like? - I'm not sure what... 513 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,752 I'm talkin' chicken breast, seafood, 514 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,400 rib eye steaks, spare ribs, lamb kebabs. 515 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:51,234 What about side orders? Potato salad, coleslaw. What you gonna marinade? 516 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,550 - Well, I think we can... - You haven't thought this through. 517 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,995 Well, I know we're getting the meat from Dic! Dic Powell. 518 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:59,238 Reit, ma' 'da fi bopeth. Ma 'da fi asennau, asennau porc, 519 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:02,039 ma' corgimychied mawr 'da fi, stecen, stecen 520 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,156 ar yr asgwrn, syrlwyn a llygad yr asen - 521 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,630 's dim ffiled da fi, dwi mas o ffiled, brest cyw iar, cebabau, 522 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:09,392 a chig halal i gyd a sosej. 523 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,914 Ah, now, that's definitely sausage. 524 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,912 ''Sosej'' I know is ''sausage''. That's a given. 525 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,718 I think he also said something about 526 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:20,349 steaks, prawns and possibly a kebab. 527 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,193 Well, I know that. I can see what he's got in his box, Bryn. 528 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:24,998 I'm just worried about where it's come from. 529 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,071 It looks like it's fallen off the back of a lorry. 530 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,991 (LAUGHS) No, Mick. 531 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,719 It's not fallen off the back of a lorry. It's been stolen! 532 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:35,429 Dic's brother Ric works in a slaughterhouse in Llanelli. 533 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:39,433 Isn't that right, Dic? I'm telling Mick about Ric! 534 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,511 - Yn union. - Why you shouting at him? 535 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,238 It's the only way I can get through. 536 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,276 Anyway, Ric helps himself 537 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,396 to a few little bits and bobs, then gives it to Dic. 538 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:50,233 He then sells them around the back alleys. 539 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:53,278 He's been doin' it for years. It's totally legit. 540 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:55,635 And the thing is it's incredible value. 541 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,632 These steaks are 8 7 pence! 542 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,870 Well, that is good. 8 7 pence for a steak. 543 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,996 No, not 8 7 pence each! 544 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:05,310 8 7 pence for three! 545 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,428 MICK: How's it goin' there, boys? 546 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,033 I love barbecues. 547 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,998 I mean, I just love barbecues. 548 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,399 - I know. - I mean, this... 549 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:22,234 This is one of the finest inventions since...ever. 550 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,197 I use them all the time. I can't get enough of 'em. 551 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,238 Got a stack at home, downstairs toilet. Take them to work with me sometimes. 552 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:28,992 The other day, at your mum's, in the garden, 553 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,719 fired one up - couple of sausages, bit of bread, lovely. 554 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,394 - When you're done, chuck it. - Very environmentally friendly(!) 555 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,630 - Oh, don't start. - But it's not, is it? 556 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:37,835 Right. 557 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,434 OK, well, let's all buy a Prius and have a shit in the woods. 558 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,988 Well, here's one you'll know. 559 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,872 (DORIS STRUMS GUITAR) 560 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:49,238 561 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,835 562 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,832 563 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:58,878 564 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:02,635 565 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,473 566 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:08,233 567 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:12,199 the privilege is mine 568 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:16,796 BOTH: and it never goes out 569 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:20,270 (BOTH IMITATE MORRISSEY) a light and it never goes out 570 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:23,477 and it never goes out... 571 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,597 (LAUGHTER) 572 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:28,869 Is he all right? 573 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,599 He's out for the count, love. I'll keep an eye on him. Don't worry. 574 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,513 Right, everyone, I think these prawns are ready to roll! 575 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:35,794 Doris, you stay there. 576 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,359 - I'll get yours. - Aye, go on, then. 577 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,032 - Bit of everything? - Yeah. 578 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:40,678 What doesn't get eaten, stick in the bin. 579 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,990 Are you warm enough? Cos I can go get a blanket. 580 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,513 No, I'm fine, love. 581 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:45,953 Hey, I'll tell you what we need - 582 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,031 one of those outdoor heaters. 583 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,793 - Have you seen those, Mick? - Yeah, I have. 584 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,474 They are phenomenal! They keep you warm even when you're outdoors! 585 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,073 Yeah, well, Pete and Dawn have got one. 586 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,593 Yeah, table top one. 587 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,910 Pete sticks it on when he sleeps in the shed. 588 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,672 (ALL LAUGH) 589 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:04,275 I'll tell you where there's a good one - that O'Neill's in Loughton. 590 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:06,191 - But if you're right under it... - It's too warm. 591 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,111 - Makes you sweat. - Deano was under it all night. 592 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,555 He was outside, chainin' it, people bringing him drinks. 593 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,710 He actually got burnt on the back of his neck. Sunburn. 594 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,438 Had to put After Sun on. Aloe vera. 595 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:15,919 SMITHY AND MICK: Hello, Vera! 596 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,070 - (PHONE BEEPS) - I worry about that boy, you know. 597 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,559 We all do, Mick. 598 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:23,713 But I tell you, that is the one, only, singular good thing 599 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,438 to come out of the smoking ban - 600 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:28,034 the advancement in outdoor heating. 601 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:34,237 This is all very mysterious, isn't it? Texting me? 602 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:35,469 I know. 603 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,710 I just haven't seen you today. Not properly. 604 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,553 I fancied a little cwtch. 605 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,837 I had a good chat with Dad today. 606 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,229 Did you? What'd he say? 607 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,151 Oh, you know, just telling me not to worry - 608 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,639 saying it'll be all right and that. 609 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:56,994 Well, he's right, isn't he? 610 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,833 I think what we should do is, we should set a date. 611 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:02,388 Like, say, the end of the year, and not do anythin' till then. 612 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,074 - How d'you mean? - Well, we'll keep tryin'. 613 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,469 And if nothing's happened by then, 614 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,516 then we'll just have to accept it ain't gonna. 615 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,830 And start lookin' into adoption and things? 616 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,309 Yeah. 617 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,719 OK. 618 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,874 It's ever so sad, isn't it? 619 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,076 Yeah. 620 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:33,595 Oh, my God. 621 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,955 Dave's talking to Smithy. 622 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:38,349 So, I just wanted to clear the air about it, that's all. 623 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:39,759 Yeah, whatever. It's fine. 624 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,034 Just leave it now, Dave, OK? 625 00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:43,475 You've said your piece. Now, let the man eat his food in peace. 626 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,949 - No, I'm just sayin', that's all. - And I'm sayin' it's fine. 627 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:47,712 - Everythin' all right? - Fine. 628 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,268 - Cos we're getting married... - In three weeks. You keep saying. 629 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:53,716 And I know that what happened between you meant nothing to her or to you... 630 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,392 BOTH: If anything did happen... 631 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,552 Let's just draw a line under the whole thing and move on. 632 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,313 - Shall we? - Yeah. Can I eat my sausage now? 633 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,597 No hard feelings, yeah? 634 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,868 Well... I can't believe it. 635 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,996 In three weeks, you're going to be married, eh, Ness? 636 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,911 - I know. - I love a wedding, me. 637 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,389 - Me too! - I know. It's really lush. 638 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,711 And you should see Nessa's dress. It's absolutely mesmerising. 639 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:22,110 Don't tell me any details now. Don't want to jinx it. 640 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,270 And Jason's coming over, Pam. I can't wait to see him. 641 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:26,828 Oh, little gay Jase! 642 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,273 Is he still all right to stay with you, Bryn? 643 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:31,477 Yes, all sorted. The sofa's got his name on it. 644 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,152 Everything OK, now, is it, then, 645 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:36,073 with you and him and all that fishin' trip nonsense? 646 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,593 And toast! 647 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,159 To the happy couple. 648 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,195 Nessa and David. 649 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,316 - SMITHY: Nessa and Dave! - ALL: Nessa and David! 650 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:55,511 I'll wait by the window for you 651 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,470 652 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:13,390 for you. ???????????????????????????????????????????????? 653 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:17,990 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0